The phone model displayed differs from player to player, based on certain criteria:
* If there is no save data found, or none of the below conditions are met, the classic pink phone will be present.* If a player has followed the bureaucracy loop in the [[Bureau of Reclaimed Spaces]] more than three times, the yellow office-style phone will be present.* If a player has seen most or all of the overworld sights, and has talked to all of the [[Hard Times Distillery|distillery]] skeletons, the modern-style white tan phone will be present.
* If a player has not met any of the above conditions, but has named their dog Homer, the vintage-style black phone will be present.
* If a player has not met any of the above conditions, but has named their dog Blue, the white classic phone will be present.
== Weird Telephones ==