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The hotline's "today, the following things are not real" item listing changes roughly every other day:
The hotline's "today, the following things are not real" item listing changes roughly every other day:


* '''January 28:''' Discarded snakeskin, empty buildings, music from a passing car, silence, frogs, the house you grew up in, the house I grew up in.
* '''January 28–29:''' Discarded snakeskin, empty buildings, music from a passing car, silence, frogs, the house you grew up in, the house I grew up in.
* '''January 30:''' Software, felt, empty beer cans thrown in the woods, moths, moths, mice.
* '''January 30–31:''' Software, felt, empty beer cans thrown in the woods, moths, moths, mice.
* '''February 1:''' Desktops, heartbeats, magnets.
* '''February 1–2:''' Desktops, heartbeats, magnets.
* '''February 3:''' Goat's feet, rain, the em dash, the bat circus, your first set of tires.
* '''February 3–4:''' Goat's feet, rain, the em dash, the bat circus, your first set of tires.
* '''February 5:''' Weight, glory, brunch, stories written on rabbit skins, comedy.
* '''February 5–6:''' Weight, glory, brunch, stories written on rabbit skins, comedy.
* '''February 7:''' The wind in your hair, the air in your tires.
* '''February 7–8:''' The wind in your hair, the air in your tires.
* '''February 9:''' Wednesday, Sunday, Tuesday.
* '''February 9–10:''' Wednesday, Sunday, Tuesday.
* '''February 11:''' Nostalgia, discomfort, mittens, thirst, the 1996 Ford Taurus.
* '''February 11–12:''' Nostalgia, discomfort, mittens, thirst, the 1996 Ford Taurus.
* '''February 13:''' Chemicals.
* '''February 13–14:''' Chemicals.


[[Category:Real world]]
[[Category:Real world]]