The hotline's "today, the following things are not real" item listing changes roughly every other day:
* '''January 2828–29:''' Discarded snakeskin, empty buildings, music from a passing car, silence, frogs, the house you grew up in, the house I grew up in.* '''January 3030–31:''' Software, felt, empty beer cans thrown in the woods, moths, moths, mice.* '''February 11–2:''' Desktops, heartbeats, magnets.* '''February 33–4:''' Goat's feet, rain, the em dash, the bat circus, your first set of tires.* '''February 55–6:''' Weight, glory, brunch, stories written on rabbit skins, comedy.* '''February 77–8:''' The wind in your hair, the air in your tires.* '''February 99–10:''' Wednesday, Sunday, Tuesday.* '''February 1111–12:''' Nostalgia, discomfort, mittens, thirst, the 1996 Ford Taurus.* '''February 1313–14:''' Chemicals.
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