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* '''January 31:''' ''[Unknown]''
* '''February 2:''' ''[Same as January 31]''
* '''February 8:''' ''[Same as February 7]''
* '''February 10:''' ''[Same as February 9]''
→"The number you have dialed is not real"
[[File:1-858-943-6579 - January 29th.ogg]]
The hotline's "today, the following things are not real" item listing changes roughly every other day:
* '''January 2928:''' Discarded snakeskin, empty buildings, music from a passing car, silence, frogs, the house you grew up in, the house I grew up in.
* '''January 30:''' Software, felt, empty beer cans thrown in the woods, moths, moths, mice.
* '''February 1:''' Desktops, heartbeats, magnets.
* '''February 3:''' Goat's feet, rain, the em dash, the bat circus, your first set of tires.
* '''February 45:''' Weight, glory, brunch, stories written on rabbit skins, comedy.* '''February 5:''' ''[Unknown]''* '''February 6:''' ''[Unknown]''
* '''February 7:''' The wind in your hair, the air in your tires.
* '''February 9:''' Wednesday, Sunday, Tuesday.
* '''February 11:''' Nostalgia, discomfort, mittens, thirst, the 1996 Ford Taurus.
* '''February 1213:''' Chemicals.
[[Category:Real world]]
