=== "Please open your dream journal and turn to page 92" ===
''Dates used: Since March 3rd- March 23rd, 2020.''
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This segment includes an interactive quiz, asking the caller the question, "How many grooves are on each side of one polyvinyl chloride circle?" If the caller dials any number other than the correct answer of "1", the quiz will loop indefinitely until the correct answer is chosen.
=== "Please open your dream journal and turn to the first blank page" ===
''Dates used: Since March 23rd.''
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