'''Route {{Zero}}''', otherwise known as '''Highway {{Zero}}''' or simply '''The the {{Zero}}''', is a mysterious, non-euclidean highway beneath the caves of Kentucky. The main cast of characters travels on the {{Zero}} in [[Act II|Acts II]] and [[Act III|III]], attempting to reach the address [[5 Dogwood Drive]].
== Layout ==
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An unfinished map of the {{Zero}}, created by [[User:eli]], can be seen at https://consolidatedpower.co/~eli/map/.
* '''JOSEPH:''' Listen, you and Blue would've been driving up and down sixty-five all night. Dogwood Drive is on the other side of ... well, to get there you've got to take the {{Zero}}.
* '''LULA:''' Just navigating, apropos of nothing? The {{Zero}} doesn't work like other roads. You can't just drive and expect to find yourself somewhere. You must be more deliberate than when driving on surface roads. And, in a way, much less deliberate ...
* '''WILL:''' This old river-rat steers clear of weird highways.
* '''DONALD:''' Ah, you came from the road. The {{Zero}}. No, you should stay off that road. Not safe. Bizarre topology. You'll never get anywhere. It just brings you right back here.
* '''LULA:''' My most vivid memory is a parade of images, like a waking dream or a slide lecture I'll never understand: A television, a scarecrow, a crystal, a feather, a sandwich ... a CRT monitor, a bottle ... an anchor ...
* '''SHANNON:''' I'm starting to wonder if the {{Zero}} could be my 'third place' now ...